“Nevada could be Joe Biden’s ace in the hole. But unfortunately, it’s taking the Silver State an awful lot of time to count all of its ballots for the 2020 presidential election — causing many to, Steve Kornacki 解释在电视直播中意外画出阴茎, do a variety of things to kill the time. Fortunately, some are taking to social media to produce some much-needed humor about the situation to help quell their anxiety. 所以, while you twiddle your thumbs and wait with bated breath, here’s 23 solid jokes you can read to help … pass … the … time. Watching Nevada try to count their ballots is like watching my mother try to google something.— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) 十一月 5, 2020 Nevada counting ballots pic.twitter.com/GC85ZFZdMd— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) 十一月 5, 2020 Nevada vote counters pic.twitter.com/qe51QjtTPy— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) 十一月 5, 2020 nevada gonna walk in w an iced coffee with these counted ballots and I respect that— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) 十一月 5, 2020 Us : Nevada we waiting on y’all 😭😭 Nevada : pic.twitter.com/VLjJlqHSy4— Zhu Lí 😈 (@AMPARADOXXX) 十一月 5, 2020 y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌— tanas😷 (@wintanagebrai) 十一月 4, 2020 @therealpuffdagoat Nevada come on sis we’re waiting 💙 … ##election ##vote ##biden2020 ##electionday ##presidentialelection ##democrat ##joebiden ##electionhumor ♬ original sound – All Blvck 🦋 nevada watching everyone tweet at them instead of counting the votes pic.twitter.com/trV1MgJngO— loser ☆ (@tristehomo) 十一月 4, 2020 We need him on a flight from Sesame Street to Nevada ASAP… pic.twitter.com/yENovVRuAL— Chico Bean (@chicoBean) 十一月 5, 2020 Nevada is that friend who says they’re on their way but is actually still lying around in a towel— Lauren Strapagiel (@laurenstrapa) 十一月 4, 2020 Everyone: Nevada we’re waiting!!!Nevada: pic.twitter.com/La95ilJV6S— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) 十一月 5, 2020 @colbystired (thisisntflying on twtr) ##bluesclues ##election ##nevada ##biden2020 ##trump2020 ♬ original sound – colby View this post on Instagram Tag THAT friend A post shared by The TipsyDrunk (@tipsydrunk) 十一月 4, 2020 在 6:45pm PST Us: Nevada please count fasterNevada: pic.twitter.com/VxebgtUigv— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) 十一月 5, 2020 All of us trying to get Nevada’s attention pic.twitter.com/QGOJ2PkTLR— COOCHIE MANE (@ChamistaLiz) 十一月 5, 2020 Nevada: I’m leaving the house right now!Also Nevada: pic.twitter.com/VNUvfvTEWm— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) 十一月 5, 2020 Live footage of Nevada working on those ballots pic.twitter.com/14RrZ2Ce8w— Miss Cuffy, Unstable Genius🥃🔥 (@MissGFYCuffy) 十一月 5, 2020 How they’re counting votes in Nevada 😤 pic.twitter.com/aE4EAYzqPK— Benjamin Okeyo (@15th_Gemini) 十一月 5, 2020 this the mf counting the votes in Nevada rn😭 pic.twitter.com/T63KfIPIF4— alan 💫 (@drinkablesprite) 十一月 4, 2020 Everyone waiting for Nevada numbers: Nevada: pic.twitter.com/gmomVxKGHl— TheOdd1sOut (@theodd1sout) 十一月 4, 2020 All of us waiting on Nevada:Nevada: pic.twitter.com/2uomq9cdvI— Jess 🌻 (@TheJessLyfe) 十一月 5, 2020 Nevada: counts 1 single vote pic.twitter.com/00mJxinbwt— Nana Kwame (@TheAbrahamAsare) 十一月 5, 2020 me counting the rest of arizona and nevada’s votes myself pic.twitter.com/6fvGjJU7TV— katie (@tiredkatt) 十一月 5, 2020
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