“The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here. Crazy that some people don’t need glasses and can just rawdog vision like that— queen joheen (@queenjoheen) 십일월 15, 2020 Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh………Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you’ve got yourself a deal— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) 십일월 16, 2020 my fave collective lie that everyone has agreed to is when the box of q-tips says \”do not use inside ear canal 😉\” and we the consumer are like \”we won’t 😉😉😉\”— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) 십일월 15, 2020 I hate when I go out in public and the public be there— martial 11 (@martialdeyforyo) 십일월 16, 2020 happy birthday to this crazy girly 😜🎂🎉👯♀️ pic.twitter.com/fVETP8nRKR— badgirIkiki (@badgirIkiki) 십일월 17, 2020 Spreading disease over the Thanksgiving holiday? That’s sooo 1621.— katie morrissey (@KatieMoNYC) 십일월 16, 2020 pls forgive my student loans. they didn’t mean to— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) 십일월 16, 2020 pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) 십일월 15, 2020 Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself pic.twitter.com/NzcZhZQvIt— Hannah Tindle (@hannahtindle) 십일월 16, 2020 so what are we gonna do with all the daylight we’ve saved ? buy a house??— Karen Chee (@karencheee) 십일월 16, 2020 This guy invites me to do Donuts in his car. First there was nothing glazed in there. Also a terrible driver next!— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) 십일월 16, 2020 Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?— T Raww 🥰 (@TierneyJanea) 십일월 16, 2020 gyms closing again???? I was about to start next week fr this time 🙄 pic.twitter.com/e9ZzW0sSbd— Danae 🧚🏼♀️✨ (@_daannaaee) 십일월 17, 2020 every sex tape should have an accompanying blooper reel— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) 십일월 16, 2020 It’s Sunday. Everyone remember to change into a new outfit for the week.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) 십일월 15, 2020 Excel has stories now too 😍 pic.twitter.com/022UwhPLHY— Beatrix Kiddo (@TheLiddoFox) 십일월 17, 2020 my mom and I text like twice a month and this is usually how it goes pic.twitter.com/LqlxEOcdz0— gaychel (@coochieflop) 십일월 18, 2020 A friend is someone you can text “Do I look good in yellow?” and three dots appear and disappear twice before you get back “No.”— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) 십일월 17, 2020 a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) 십일월 16, 2020 i b like idc then throw up from anxiety— mimis ◡‿◡✿ (@miaasilvana) 십일월 16, 2020
