Il 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (novembre. 21-27)

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here. chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing— cass (@cassthevirgin) novembre 22, 2020 who called it Antiques Road Show and not Strangers’ Things— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) novembre 21, 2020 Tell me why my mom thought The Rock’s float was Ruth Bader Ginsburg— caycedilla (@caycemorris) novembre 26, 2020 pride AND prejudice? in this economy??— Karen Chee (@karencheee) novembre 22, 2020 another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) novembre 22, 2020 2016: yay, I voted.2020: I know what every member of every state’s vote certification committee eats at 3 pm on Tuesdays.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) novembre 23, 2020 me: no problemonarrator: but it was all problemo— lil red (@lilredridingwud) novembre 23, 2020 My boyfriend does this completely insane thing where sometimes, when I ask him to take a photo of me, he takes exactly ONE photo— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) novembre 22, 2020 What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop recipe bloggers from telling a long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memory before sharing the damn recipe?— Zuri Davis (@ProperlyZuri) novembre 25, 2020 I wish I could say “???????” In real life, it would be very useful— bri (@caringbrats) novembre 21, 2020 I’ve never planned a better party than the one I planned when I was 8— Emily Flake (@EmilyFlake) novembre 23, 2020 Did you have a happy childhood or are you funny?— 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥🙆🏾‍♀️ (@Neyogems) novembre 21, 2020 damn you really gotta eat every day forever— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) novembre 23, 2020 Me: Wow, a show where they decorate houses for Christmas? They’ll really make a show out of anything. Cut to me 20 minutes later: SOBBING when they reveal the final decor. I will watch every episode.— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) novembre 21, 2020 if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) novembre 22, 2020 I just got mad at a movie I’m watching because I don’t know what’s going on in it because I’ve been playing around on my phone.— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) novembre 23, 2020 Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) novembre 25, 2020 i’m already so annoyed that my grandkids are going to be interviewing me for book reports on the 2020 pandemic expecting me to be profound and i’m gonna have to be like \i spent all the whole thing sending friends tiktok links against their will and eating cake and crying\— emma lord (@dilemmalord) novembre 23, 2020 whenever it gets dark by 4pm in the winter, i feel like telling the sun \i hate seeing you like thisi wish you’d just talk to me\— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) novembre 24, 2020 one time a guy I had just started dating was on a podcast where the host asked if he was in a relationship, and after audibly panicking for a minute he said “look, if she died in a plane crash, I would be sad”— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) novembre 26, 2020

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