The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 31-Nov. 6)

“The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here. Me seeing a regular baby: ok Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA… IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 31, 2020 Hello darkness my old friendWhy did you come at 4 pm— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 1, 2020 Hear me out: epidurals, but for elections— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 4, 2020 Finally an answer for why everyone seems so tense.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 2, 2020 Nevada is that friend who says they’re on their way but is actually still lying around in a towel— Lauren Strapagiel (@laurenstrapa) November 4, 2020 this feels like the last 4 minutes of a football game when ur like oh so that means it’ll be done in 4 minutes and the football game is like …. hahhahahahahaha … no— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 5, 2020 Recipes used to be terse instructions handwritten on an index card. Now you scroll through a Paris engagement story before you get to how to make the goddamn soup.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 31, 2020 Funny how the tequila soda I had at 4 a.m. did not, in fact, set me up for success today.— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) November 3, 2020 Nevada counting ballots— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) November 5, 2020 watch nevada walk in to report results with a huge iced coffee— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 5, 2020 If the world does end soon I am going to very much regret eating so many salads— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) November 2, 2020 It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:- A white house- Mail that wasn’t received – A lot of fighting – It wasn’t over – It still isn’t over— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) November 5, 2020 while we’re on the subject have we decided if it’s pronounced nevada or nevada— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 5, 2020 very excited to see all my friends in person one day and none of us mention that we have all visibly aged during our separation— kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) November 2, 2020 I get it dark chocolate, I’m 85% bitter too— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 1, 2020 checking the news today— Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) November 4, 2020 you guys maybe some of our 2020 election tweets will be in a mcgraw hill textbook— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) November 5, 2020 me aged 13 reading a series of unfortunate events— ikran⁷ (@ikran) November 5, 2020 Instead of blue and red let’s do pink and mint green— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) November 4, 2020 y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌— tanas😷 (@wintanagebrai) November 4, 2020





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